The Cute Dr Mahathir

Source: Chedet
Dated: 6/2/09

1. Sandiwara di Perak masih menggelikan hati. Ada lompat keluar kandang, ada lompat masuk kandang.

2. Duli Yang Maha Mulia Sultan sudah bertitah.

3. Tetapi Menteri Besar Pakatan tidak hendak berhenti jadi MB. Pejabatnya sudah dikosongkan oleh Polis.

4. Apakah Polis akan usung MB dan campak dia keluar? Tentu tidak kerana tiada peruntukan undang-undang yang mengizinkannya.

5. Pakatan boleh adakan Kerajaan minoriti. Demokrasi mengizinkan.

6. Tetapi kerajaan minoriti lemah. Dia boleh ditumbang dengan undi tidak percaya oleh majoriti ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri, kalau Dewan bersidang. Mungkin Pakatan tak mahu ada persidangan.

7. Siapakah yang berhak mengadakan persidangan? Bolehkah puak majoriti paksa Kerajaan minoriti adakan persidangan khas untuk undi tak percaya?

8. Jika tidak dapat paksa Kerajaan minoriti mengadakan persidangan mereka boleh ambil bermacam-macam tindakan untuk merosakkan negeri Perak. Apakah yang boleh dibuat kepada kerajaan minoriti jika ia kekalkan dirinya dan terus merosakkan negeri? Keadaan seperti ini masih kelabu; tak ada peruntukan undang-undang setakat yang saya tahu.

9. Mungkin pegawai tidak akan patuh kepada kerajaan minoriti ini. Tetapi pegawai profesional perlu akur akan perintah Kerajaan yang halal.

10. Kita hanya boleh pandang dan lihat sandiwara yang sedang berterusan. Anwar akan dapat banyak pengajaran daripada sandiwara ini kerana dialah yang beria-ia sangat untuk ada lompat katak yang terbesar pada September 16. Oh! Silap, September 24. Oh! Silap lagi.

11. Amat menggelikan hati mendengar telatah Anwar berkenaan Nasarudin Hashim (ADUN Bota) masuk PKR dan keluar daripada PKR.

12. Lompat masuk (perangkap) boleh tapi lompat keluar tak sah!! He, he, he!

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Let me do a simple translation for those who can't understand Bahasa Malaysia (Malay language).

1. Drama in Perak is still very humorous. Some jump out, some jump into the pen.

2. The Sultan has spoken.

3. However, the Chief Ministers refused to quit. His office has been "emptied" by the police today.

4. Will the police evict the Chief Minister and drive him out of the office? Of course not, because there're no legal ways around it.

5. PR can formed a minority government. Democratic rules permits that.

6. But the minority government is weak. It can be topple down by the "vote of no confident" during any state assembly. It's unlikely that the PR will call for any state assembly meetings now.

7. Who then can call for the extraordinary meeting? Can the majority opposition force the minority government to have the extraordinary meeting for a vote of no confidence?

8. If they can't force an assembly, the minority government can take reckless actions to destroy the state. What can we do about this situation if they refused to quit? This is a chaotic situation, however, there're no rules to tackle this issue as far as I know.

9. Maybe some officers will not obey the orders of the minority goverment but the professional officers have to obey to the rightful and legal goverment.

10. We can only continue to watch as this drama unfolds. Anwar will gain the most from this epic as it was him that was crazy for the biggest "frog jumping" events to take place on 16th Sept. Oh, wrong, it's the 24th Sept. Oh! Wrong again!

11. It's so funny to watch Anwar's reponse towards Nasarudin Hashim (ADUN Bota) in and out of the PKR party.

12. Jumping in (trap) can but jumping out is not valid!! He He He!